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Top Ten Most Pathetic, Failing Ways to Get Pussy

1.    Bake her cookies.  Watch her and her live-in guy friend eat them.

2.    Go to hardware store.  Ask for pussy.  Leave empty-handed.

3.    Take her to a general admission concert.  When she says she wants to be by herself, get stoned with the guy next to you.

4.    Go to McDonalds.  Buy extra value meal.  Wish it was extra pussy meal.

5.    Tell her through the glass window at the Lusty Lady that you want to touch her pussy.

6.    Tell your mom this place isn't working out.  Ask if you can return to the womb.

7.    Excitedly drop your pants.  Fumble around with your genitalia.  Sadly remember that you do not have a pussy.

8.    Encase your penis in white plastic.  Sell yourself as a dildo.  Grimace when you are purchased by a homosexual.

9.    Pray for Jesus to send you some pussy.