Is it for you?

For those of us that are hopelessly unable to get a girlfriend, renting a good honest whore is always an option.  However, moral and monetary concerns prevent most of us from ever dealing with hookers; and thus, without human companionship, we must resort to various sordid alternatives to genuine sex.
However, before you totally rule out the possibility of getting a hooker, ask yourself the following series of questions:

1.    Do you enjoy vaginal sex?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then getting a whore might not be such a bad idea.  In order to help you in your decision-making process, we have outlined the most commonly stated reasons for not getting a whore and respond to them one by one.

"Whores are too expensive."
This is by far the most idiotic reason not to rent a prostitute.  If you were to spend one night out of every week with a hooker, you still wouldn't come close to blowing the amount of money you would have on a girlfriend in that same time period.

"Whores have diseases."
Let's get something straight here.  If you want to talk about disease, you just have to look at our cold, heartless society-----that's what's diseased, man!!!  Everywhere you look, there are homeless starving in the streets, women in abusive relationships; that's the real disease, not some hooker-spread virus.

"Some whores are really just gay men with cleverly hidden penises."
This is a valid point.  To be totally honest, we don't know how to avoid this.  Best just to stay away from prostitutes altogether.