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I'm Drunk as Shit

Date: 30 Oct 2003
Time: 06:13:12
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I have made a bit of a reputation for myself as an unrepentant drunkard; and this post will do nothing to dissuade that. As I drink my 18th bottle of Michelob Ultra, I wish there was a portly genie to spring forth from the bottle, granting my most sincere wish of tubby love. But alas, that genie is not forthcoming; and I masturbate frantically to grainy JPEGs of Carny Wilson.

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