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Date: 04 Feb 2004
Time: 14:05:19
Remote Name: 4.47.126.224
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I have seen it! Yes, don't despair, fellow readers! Well, yes, despair that you may never see a three dimensional woman naked, but...do not despair any longer over the languishing of this once beautiful site. For I have seen the future. And it is good. And it is more specifically a brand new iMac that the web master of this site finally acquired. I have seen it with mine own eyes, and it glowed like a shining beakon of crap, dripping lazily of the ass of an unwashed baboon (it was, after all, a Mac). But behold: a turning point fast approaches when updates to this site will come fast and furious, encouraging all who read to give up their fantasy of a woman, and concentrate instead on living a solitary life of shame! Glory to all. --Shank McStevens