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10/27/2009 - I Will Tell My Son to Fuck
10/20/2007 - A Tribute to "Come"
2/17/07 - Window of Opportunity
2/10/07 - The Year of the Fuckface Poet
1/07/07 - Understanding Horniness
10/30/06 - Readers Ask: "Am I Gay?"
7/16/06 - Fuck Mr. Chow - Fuck Him Up His Fucking Ass
5/15/05 - How to Determine if a Woman is Flirting With You
10/23/04 - The Anal Cure
8/24/04 - I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings (About Not Being Able To Get Pussy)
6/07/04 - My Cats Dig the Money Shot
5/19/04 - Inability to Dreamfuck Frustrates Millions
9/19/03 - The True Origins of Chivalry

9/04/03 - Google.com + Alcohol = Me Looking Up Lots of Girls I Used to Have Crushes On
8/20/03 - The Veneer of Morality
7/03/03 - How to Make Women Like You
4/20/03 - I Am Happy Because I'm Comparing Myself To A Corpse
1/20/03 - The Folly of Stalking
12/12/02 - You Are Not Depressed
10/23/02 - Jokes About Things Tasting Like Chicken Never Funny
6/15/02 - Web Hosting Charges Prompt Site Updates
1/30/02 - Tongue-Piercing Declines in Popularity
1/09/02 - Women's Uncanny Ability to Sense Desperation
6/22/01 - Failing Company Forgets Own Anniversary
4/03/01 - Save Your Money: Generous Tipping Does Not Score Pussy
12/20/00 - Why Can We Not Simply Change Our Personalities?
11/25/00 - Progressive Sociologists Alter Definition of "Virginity"
11/04/00 - The Joy of Self-Deceit, Method 1: The Job Interview
10/02/00 - Hacked! SociallyInept.com Falls Victim to Unusually Mean-Spirited Cyber-Vandals
8/30/00 - Cybersex Declared "Most Pathetic Form of Masturbation, Ever"
8/04/00 - Strippers are Sometimes Not Truthful
7/22/00 - SociallyInept.com Receives Celebrity Endorsement
7/12/00 - My Penis Seems Much Larger in the Mirror
7/03/00 - Drug Helps Socially Inept Apes Attract Mates
6/14/00 - Alcohol: A Means to a Fat End
5/29/00 - Whoremongering: Is it for you?

7/30/00 - Top Ten Most Pathetic, Failing Ways to Get Pussy
10/28/00 - The Spectrum of Cheating Rationales