SociallyInept.Comics
In all
likelihood, the following comics are not nearly as funny as your latest failed
attempt to land a date. In fact, they probably aren't funny at all.
The Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Captioning Contest
Every two weeks, the Seattle P-I has a cartoon-captioning
contest.
Every two weeks, they reject my submission.
Abortion Yuks
Sometimes a man just has to
wonder
if that stupid cartoon he drew in
college might not have contributed to
his unpopularity with the ladies.
If
anyone can tell me what
the point of this cartoon is,
they win $20.
What Women Want
I
can't even venture a guess as to what it is women go for.
All I can do is offer the following three comic-strip representations
of actual, witnessed incidents.
Real-Life Girlfriend
This
is pretty much how it goes.
Christmas
The
richer you are, the more likely women
are to forgive your ineptitude. But when you're
poor, even Santa Claus doesn't give a shit about you.
Not a metaphorical shit, anyway.
"Open-Mindedness"
Sometimes
the line between open-mindedness and
open-assedness gets horribly blurred.
Show
me a woman who says she's open-minded and I'll
show you a woman with some open sores on her twat.
Office Humor
Yeah,
offices can be funny places. Especially
when the cartoonist forgets to give anybody
any arms. Fuck you.
Miscellaneous
Laugh tracks fucking
suck.
Seasonal
Affectation Disorder makes me
depressed in the Winter and horny in the Spring.
