Learn
to Cope
Millions
of years of hard-wired instinct have conspired to make it extremely difficult
for many of us to simply "give up" our pathetic efforts to acquire a
mate. To assist in your liberation, we offer the following reference
materials:
Rationales
If
you can't change your life, you can at least change the way you think about your
life.
Sexual Alternatives
Sex with humans is nice, but why be so picky?
Companionship
For some of us, it
is the lack of a close emotional bond with a mate that is the worst part of
being socially inept. Or rather, that was the worst part, until we
discovered these excellent substitutes for human closeness.
Excuses
People will continue to ask you why you don't have a girlfriend. Now you
can answer them with a proud smile, rather than with a shamed grimace.
"I'm Not Gay!"
Some people don't bother asking why you don't have a girlfriend. That is
because they think you are gay. Here is how you can avoid this.
Things
to Beware (Coming
Soon)
Common traps and pitfalls awaiting the socially inept.
