Chris
Number of attempted
no-priders: 147 (never successful)
Current time
without a girlfriend: 3 years
Degree in Russian
Language & Literature but works at Motel Honaco
Number of good
girlfriends: 0
Number of hellish
girlfriends: 1
Number of women
slept with: 3
Size of cock:
Hard to determine
Looks: Better
than average
Number of
personality transformations: "Oh, I've always been an
asshole."
Number of girls
frightened by his pursuit: 38
Overall
desirability quotient: 2
Penchant for dating
co-workers
