Parables for
the Socially Inept
Here
we have collected some of our favorite short stories which we believe may have
some relevance to the socially inept. Some are fictional morality tales,
some are fictional immorality tales; but most of them are true stories of rotten
experiences we had with women before we decided to finally give up. Enjoy.
Leakage
What comes in must come out.
Open-Minded
Steve
Sometimes, profound
unhappiness is the price a man must pay for the privilege of dating a truly
awful woman.
I
Met a Mountain
No-priders can come
in all shapes and sizes...especially very large shapes and sizes.
The
Frigid Whore
Just because your girlfriend won't have sex with you doesn't mean she isn't a
slut.
I
Hope So
A not
particularly inspiring fable about the worst answer a man can give to the worst
question a man can be asked.
Enlightenment
A weak-willed
man gives in to the evil wiles of a horny physics major.
Unexpected
Gayness
Just when life
seems to be going your way, you find that you've become the meat in a gay
sandwich.
The
Son of Feminism
A fond pastime for the socially
inept is to look back in hindsight on those moments when, were it not for our
shocking incompetence, we might have easily scored some action. Another
fond pastime is to masturbate to those memories.
