Some of the numerous letters and emails we receive from readers are posted here.  We enjoy sharing your comments, both positive and negative, and regret that there is not room for all of them.
If you have a compliment or criticism, we encourage you to make us aware of it at feedback@sociallyinept.com.

"Hey, you know what? Here's some friendly advice. If you're going to write a stupid, stupid article about how people should try to fuck Britney Spears while she's in need of medical help, maybe you shouldn't rely on words like awesomeness to make your point. It's a scientifically proven fucking fact that only dumb-fucking cunt-asses use the word awesomeness. I don't care how hip that word may be in some faggoty fucking circles. If you use it—you're a cunt. Do you feel me?"
----Julie Francesca, Los Angeles, CA - 2/23/07

"Hey, Cunt-fuck: Nice fucking article on Britney Spears. What kind of fuckface are you, anyway? Did it ever occur to you that she is a real person, not just some construct of your wet dreams? What kind of sick and worthless piece of shit would write something like that? Oh yeah, I forgot—you.
----Tony Bergren, Ferndale, WA - 2/23/07

"Good job on the Britney Spears article, where you once again managed to write something that is both mean-spirited and unfunny. You know, you should really look inside your heart and ask yourself what it is you're trying to accomplish with this website. Britney is a girl in need of help and here you are encouraging losers everywhere to find her and molest her, you fucking soulless chink!"
---- Dan White, Chatsworth, CA - 2/18/07

"How long is that stupid fucking Britney Spears article going to be up? It's not like your other articles are much better, but this one takes the cake for sheer juvenile dumbfuckedness. You've had this website for how long? Are you ever going to get a fucking life or are you going to keep churning these words out among the trillions of other stupid thoughts that nobody but their authors cares to ever read? Jesus Christ, even I didn't read the article. This isn't even a real e-mail!"
---- Cunto D. Clown, Whiteclit, NJ - 2/18/07

"Hi Aaron, it's obvious to anyone that frequents your website that you almost never update it. However, people that are visiting sociallyinept.com for the first time don't need to know that—so why the hell do you feel like you have to post the date above every new article? People who would otherwise see your articles as fresh and fun now see an article that is 6 months old, tired, and unfunny. By they way, when I asked why you feel like you have to post the date, it was a rhetorical question. I know the answer is because you're a stupid, smelly, furry, shit-encrusted asscrack."
---- Wang Yong Tao, Nanjing, China

"Hello Mr. Aaron. My name is Martin. I am from Spain. I enjoy very much your website. I enjoy very much when you write the word....oh how to say...oh yes—'cunt'."
---- Martin Cordoba, Remondo, Spain

"Aaron, good job on the website.  It's refreshing to finally see someone who doesn't rush into things.  I mean, you really take your time with this site.  Five months without any updates must mean you're working on something really special, you lazy fucking no-updating cunt-face."
---- Cindy Coffelt, Ferndale, WA

"It's nice how you fuckin' don't even put real reader feedback on your website.  It's all totally made up.  You're a fuckin' prick."
---- Ron Jeed, Ferndale, WA

"Aaron, I'm glad you finally put up a real picture of yourself in the What's New section.  We already knew you were an asshole but who knew you were a fat asshole!  You're 2 parts lard and 3 parts bitterness—women are better off without you."
----Pam Webber, Boise, ID

"Chris and Aaron, I think I owe my life to you two.  Up until about six months ago, I had lived in absolute despair, thinking that there couldn't possibly be any other guys out there that were as completely incapable of talking to women as I was.  When I read your philosophy, I took it to heart.  That very day, I gave up the quest for female companionship; and instantly, I felt the overwhelming sense of liberation that you described. Ever since that moment, I have lived a more productive and fulfilling life, and have also come to realize that I am a complete homosexual.  Thank you so much!!!!"
 ----Wayne Moses, Cody, WY

"I couldn't help but notice that your 'Current Quotables' have recently become less and less related to social ineptitude, and more and more focused on penises.  You don't need to be a Sigmund Freud to realize that you guys are A) Frauds and B) Faggots.  Why don't you turn your domain name over to someone that can actually do some good and honest social work with it?"
----Nicole Farrell, Charlottesville, VA

"So, is there a reason that you two pussies won't put your last names up on the website?  Are you too stupid to know that it only takes a minute to look up your name and address by visiting any web registry site and doing a search on sociallyinept.com?  Are you so arrogant that you actually think anyone gives a shit about you two in the first place?  Jesus Christ, you guys are a couple of dorks."
----Katie LaCroix, Seattle, WA

"Here's my problem with you two.  You two pieces of shit.  In your What's New for September 3rd, you tell a nice story about going out on the town looking for girlfriends.  You fucking frauds!!!  That goes against the whole concept of your pathetic-ass website!  I sure as hell hope you were lying, like you lie about everything else on your fake-ass, lying-ass, shitty-ass website, you lying assholes."
----Norm MacDonald, Los Angeles, CA 

"Chris and Aaron,
You have got to be the two biggest closet homos I've ever seen.  You go through all these contortions on this website to try to document and explain why you're still single, when the truth of the matter is you're both just gay as shit.  Yeah, I know about you guys.  I know about your 'tickle games' and your little jerk-off sessions.  So when you two little bitches are off blowing each other in the garden, do you ever stop and think that maybe the reason that chicks think you both suck is because you've always got dick in your mouth?  And shit on your cocks?  Huh?  Fuckin' faggots."
----Champ Carter,  Boaz, AL

"Sweet!!!  I was just hanging out at the arcade, chillin', when this guy comes up and says he'll give me $20,000 if I shoot both of you in the head.  Yeah, like I'm gonna say no to that.   You bitches are dead!!!"
----Dick Suckley, Frogtown, MN

"It seems that you gentlemen could use a bit of constructive criticism.  First off, try updating the material more than once every two months.  Or better yet, why don't you just take this shitty site off the web before I barf on your cocks."
----Karen Smith, Steilacoom, WA

"Your both jerks.  I filled a teddy bear with beef just liked you said and then my mom came in my room and when she saw me she just yeled and screamed and called me a sick fuck.  I didnt even get off and I'm grownded."
----Daniel Ou, age 8, New York, NY

"Chris & Aaron:
I've visited your site a lot and I am attracted to both of you just by the way you write.  If you ever want to end your social ineptitude once and for all, just give me a call and I'll let you guys have sex with me any way you want.  Also, I have a dick."
----Heather Ballard, Van Nuys, CA

"Hey, Aaron.  Have you ever thought that maybe the reason you can't get a girlfriend is because you have a brown tongue?  That picture you put up in your credentials is so disgusting—the back of your tongue is all yellow-brown and gross.  You know it's not illegal to brush your tongue, right?  Obviously you don't know that, you brown-tongued fuck."
----Melissa Kirk, Duluth MN

"Y'know, my favorite part of your website has got to be how you have the same front page article up every day, but you keep changing the date like you're going to fool us into thinking it's fresh daily.  Do you think we're morons?  You guys are a couple of assholes."
----Deanna Schmidt

"I used to have Internet Explorer but now I have Netscape, and when you go to your site from Netscape it all sucks.  Everything's in Times New Roman and not whatever the hell that other font is you guys use.  Do you even care?  Are you ever going to fix that?  You're not, are you."
----Trevor Karl

"I think you guys are awsome [sic].  I showed my friends youur [sic] website and they were laughing so hard.  It's funny when you say vagina.  We think you should say cunt too.  That would be so funny."
----Billy Shook, age 7

"How come you don't have any pictures on your website?  Your website's like, totally vulgar but there isn't any porn.  You guys fuckin' suck."
----Dave Gromwell, age 11

"When I am home I like to play.  My dog is nice.  Sometimes my dog is hungry.  The bad words on your website are fun."
----Teresa Stewart, age 5

"My unusually progressive mother had a PC placed in her womb, and now I can log on to your site all I want.  Boy, to think that in just three months I get to emerge, cold and miserable, through one of those mysterious 'vaginas' you keep talking about!"
----Stan Fisk, fetus, 2nd Trimester

"My dad has a gun and he says he's going to kill you guys.  I have the coolest dad in the world!!!"
----Danny Parker, age 7