 | A Poodle
We haven't looked into the law on this one, but we can't imagine that there is
anything illegal about doing this. |
| Doughnuts
Twinkies™
are certainly included in this category. |
| Teddy Bear
Stuffing
removed. Vagina added. Refilled with ground beef. |
| A "Vagi-Plus"™
brand water weenie.
Available at most toy stores. |
| The Vagina Tree, native to
Peru.
Though most people are not even aware of this tree's existence,
it remains the only known plant that is capable of being impregnated by
humans. The curious half-plant, half-human offspring of these
couplings are known as Peruvians. |
| A Clitograph
One of Thomas Edison's more
dubious achievements, this self-lubricating steel pipe was widely
distributed to our boys at the front during the first world war. If
your great-grandfather is still alive, ask him where he keeps it. |
| Blow-up Doll w/Meat
A common blow-up doll can be a
remarkable sexual experience if the exterior is layered with flank steak. |
